Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Pretty girl Debbie (former Miss Teen USA Shelley Hennig) rejects a night out with her best friend in order to mess around with an Ouija board. When she hears some noises, she walks around her large empty house – turning off the lights as she goes – until she becomes possessed and dies.
Her pretty best friend Laine
(Olivia Cooke) and her pretty love interest start investigating. They find the board. They use the board. The board fails to predict the terrible reviews this movie will receive. The spirits won’t leave the pretty cast alone. Bodies quickly pile up.
In our pitiful ignorance we assumed anyone could make an Ouija board by writing out letters, numbers and a few words and then pushing a shot glass planchette around. But, no. Apparently Ouija is a supernatural boardgame by Hasbro, which, following on from Hasbro’s Transformers, is now a major motion picture with Michael Bay lurking somewhere in the credits.
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